What's wrong with a guy who dotes on your every word on the first date? How long does it take to figure out if he's a stayer or a player? What's male-speak for "Im Sorry", and why can't a guy ever just say that? Answers inside. No fairy tale endings guarenteed. And, yes, you might still have to kiss a few toads along the way to finding someone you want to share your life with. But by following the no-nonsense advice in this book, at least you'll have some fun doing so!