My Miserable Lonely Lesbian Pregnancy
My Miserable Lonely Lesbian Pregnancy

My Miserable Lonely Lesbian Pregnancy

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Andrea Askowitz
"The woman closest to me is eating Saltines. The sound of her eating makes me want to retch. I wish she would offer me one."

Andrea Askowitz has the best life in the world. She's pregnant and healthy. She has friends and family who love her. She has money and meaningful work. And all she can do is obsess about the one thing she doesn't have: Kate, her ex-girlfriend. My Miserable, Lonely, Lesbian Pregnancy is a funny, whiny, all-too-real account of one girl's true adventure in maternity. From finding a great donor who turns out to be shooting blanks ("I was a lesbian with male fertility problems.") through all-day morning sickness and graduation into "fat-girl underwear," Andrea's life reads like an antidote to sugar-sweet pregnancy guides and memoirs. In week 8, her sense of smell becomes so strong that she can tell what deodorant people are wearing. In week 28, she plans a pity party, complete with black-only dress code and a violin player: "It isn't an attempt to make fun of myself, because that would be too joyous."

Irreverent and whip-smart, My Miserable, Lonely, Lesbian Pregnancy is potent therapy for ill-timed break-ups, leg cramps, constipation, and every other downside to a dream come true.

"You don't have to be a miserable, lonely, pregnant lesbian to adore Andrea Askowitz's awfully funny story. Anyone who enjoys schadenfreude, laugh-out-loud asides, and frank depictions of biological horrors will love this wonderful book. You will read it dog-eared and quote the most outrageous parts at length to all your friends. An awfully funny story."
-- Jennifer Traig author of Devil In the Details: Scenes from an Obsessive Girlhood

Paperback: 241 pages
Publisher: Cleis Press; illustrated edition edition (April 28, 2008)
ISBN-10: 1573443158
ISBN-13: 978-1573443159

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